Media Release: 8 November 2013
Explosive accusations that the Global Inventory Festive Taskforce (GIFT), commonly referred to as the Naughty and Nice List, is not set in stone after being checked twice, but rather decided as late as the Eve of when Mr Claus enters your town, has been confirmed today by North Pole Executives.
An exclusive investigation by Zadro Communications called the speculative rumour into question, establishing that the shifting nature of the list gives people hope that they can make a last ditch effort to restore their GIFT status.
“We noticed that a lot of people were getting greatly concerned that their GIFT status would be on the naughty side of the equation. We wanted to do something to mitigate the growing epidemic of what psychologists are now calling GIFT Status-Anxiety or GIFT Rage.
“We couldn’t just stand by and let this happen; we wanted to do something to help,” said Mr Al Good, Chief GIFT Officer.
The growing epidemic of GIFT Rage in Australia in 2013 has been linked to excessive coffee consumption, a nauseating federal election and Kyle Sandilands not leaving commercial radio after his 2DAYFM resignation!
“These three influential factors together have created the perfect storm. Nowhere else in the world have these factors collided so dramatically impacting our ‘niceness’ factor. It has created a sharp exponential increase in expressions of naughtiness – especially in the corporate clonazepam online pharmacy world,” said Mr Good, CGO.
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